- Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)
- Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
- Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.
I can’t help but find you pathetic when you purposely do things to put others down.
